May 8, 2012

Late Night & Final Paper

I managed to stay awake until 5am on Thursday thinking that our paper was due then. I worked so hard making sure I got the perfect quotes for my literary research essay on Things Fall Apart. I managed to get it to look more or less perfect so that when it was done it wasn't horrible. Sadly, when I got to class I realized that it wasn't due. So today when the paper was due, I woke up without a voice and I wanted to read my poem by Shel Silverstein. It's titled Sick and it's my favorite. My mom used to tell me it was about me and that it reminded her of me in every way because when I was in middle school I used to fake being sick all the time. Apparently, this poem always popped into her head when I was younger, so it only made me smile when I realized that she was right as I got older. Below is the poem, and I wish I could have read it. Oh well, without a voice not a lot can be accomplished.

Sick by Shel Silverstein
'I cannot go to school today,'
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
'I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox
And there's one more-that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut-my eyes are blue-
It might be Instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I'm sure that my left leg is broke-
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My apendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb.
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is-what?
What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is...Saturday?
Goodbye, I'm going out to play!'